Friday

TGIF, right?!? Tell me about it... Today I have a date with a bottle of vodka and the beach. I'm hoping things go well, tune in later for an update. February is almost over and although it does not change much around here, I'm sure most of you are looking forward to spring weather which will be nice. I have been listening to bama breeze and havana daydreamin in preparation for tomorrow with JB, i apologize in advance for any late night phone calls you might receive.....

A woman burst out of the examining room screaming after her young physician tells her she is pregnant. The director of the clinic stopped her and asked what the problem was. After she tells him what happened, the doctors had her sit down and relax in another room and he marched down the hallway where the woman’s physician was and demanded, “What is wrong with you? Mrs. Miller is 60 years old, has six grown children and nine grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?” The young physician continued to write his notes and without looking up at his superior, asked, “Does she still have the hiccups?”

Keepin it coaster,

P

Mass

I went to mass yesterday at Resurrection of Our Lord, a new church not far from my house. It was very nice inside, white priest who seemed normal. They had a section of the church called the 'Babies' Choir' which was a sound proof room with a glass wall so they could see the mass but anyone with young kids went in there so they wouldnt cry during the mass, I thought that was quite interesting. Today is Thursday, I believe, which means 2 more days until Jimmy boy is in town and i am rockin out.

Peace, Love, and ice pops

P

Heyo

Happy Ash Wednesday to all,

What are you giving up for lent? I will be giving up meat, junk food, candy, and biting my nails. I might have to break the meat one when I go to a Luau but we will see. I am going to mass later to get ashes, not sure what they were here to mass, but either way I'm sure I will stick out, just how I like it.

Short and sweet today, got to get on the grind.

peace, love, and snack packs

p

More Hike

Hike

On Sunday we went on a 2,000 foot hike to the top of Kulo'ou'ou' or something like that. It did get steep towards the top, and I did fall flat on my face at one point, but it was fun, the views were amazing.

Saturday

On Saturday we went to the beach. Normally it only takes 10-15 minutes to get there but it took a lot longer because on oil tanker flipped and spilled all over the place. The beach was very nice, lots of surfers, good waves for surfing. I actually did put sun screen on so I didn't fry my self, although my legs did get burned because it turns out my fuzzy hair is not a true sun blocker. The water was beautiful, a little chilly when you first got in but very refreshing.

Moving In

So I moved into a nice house in Waipahu, I will be uploading pictures.

Friday night we went out in Waikiki. One of the girls drove and we parked in a garage in Waikiki and we walked out, we were right at the hotel that I stayed at 2 years ago. Weird. I went by a few of the bars that i went to as well. We ended up going to an Irish place called Kelly O'Something. Have any of you gone out to a bar with just 4 girls and no other dudes? Intense. Thought I was going to have to clear house like Patrick Swayze. Good thing I'm Jacked.

Here are some pictures of the house, I will tell you more about my weekend soon.

Journey

Aloha,



I am settling in quite nicely in my 'temporary' home in the quaint town of Waipahu. I will be residing in the East Side of Waipahu, as the west side is filled with hooligans, Coco Beware, and last season's 'Ice' Dealers from my main man Dawg the Bounty Hunter. Our little league team won the World Series last year, I'm looking to join the team this year. As for the house I am currently residing in, it is very nice, spacious, and filled with girls. Pictures coming shortly. (Of the house you jabronis!)



Currently I am unemployed. I like it. Sorry Mo and Billy. I would collect unemployment, unfortunately it was brought to my attention that one must be employed at some point before he or she can ever collect unemployment, a flaw in the American Economic System. This is what brought us to this depression, quote me on that if you wish. As I will take this week to specifically not look for work, I'm feeling quote ambitious about next week. There are two prospectives that have gained my attention. With my first choice, I will be able to fulfill my life long dream of selling Snow-Cones. This would be at Dave's Ice Cream, within walking distance of my home. I will bring my love of snow-cones and expertise as well. As for my second choice, there is a grocery chain called 'Food Land.' I am hoping that neither of these prospectives are looking for management style positions, that is not my style right now. I'm looking to take the Kurt Warner route.

Keep it real on the streets while I keep it real on the beaches.

You gotta have heart,

Pakileki (Patrick)