St Patty's Day

Another interesting holiday of mine. I started drinking around 10 AM, but with all girls so you either drink excessively to deal with them or you don't drink that much because they have 2 beers and are drunk. When in Rome. So we went to China Town which was supposed to have a big celebration. I think we were a bit early. Things weren't too crazy, we were told they get better later on. I did break my lenten promise this day and had some chicken wings and probably the worst corn beef sandwich in my life. I met a weird old woman with red hair named Terry. After Chinatown, we went into Waikiki to an Irish place called Kelly's where i broke out some of my irish step dancing moves. Next we went to a bar across the street called Moose's. Sitting at the bar with 4 girls at least got me a free shot of Jameson, and another few more because the girls couldnt take them. Yes. While I was sitting at the bar, the older woman next to me ordered food. In a drunken state, I must have been salivating over the cheese fries sitting in front of her because I began to talk to her for only one reason. So she would give me her cheese fries. And she did. After speaking with her for a while, and cleaning her plate, I realized that the bartender was her son so I was able to get some other drinks through this conversation. This lasted for about 40 minutes until it was time for me to wake up and realize what was going on. We eventually headed home and it was an early night for me. In conclusion, Hawaiians don't celebrate my day as they should but at least I always celebrate as I should. That is all for now, spring break has commenced. WAHOO.
Peace, love, and Orange Tic-Tacs
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